Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.
"I need help! I want a small pocket camcorder but I'm not sure which one to get. I don't want to fall into the hype of the Flip because I worry two hours won't be enough. What should I be looking for when considering a small camcorder and where can I get a good quality one with expandable memory? Thanks!"
You are in so much denial, lol. B1G1 to compete with just Transformers, and HD-DVD is the pathetic one. My God. Get a girl.