Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.
"I've found myself using my PC for a lot of conversations lately, and I'm also considering recording a podcast to share with anyone who will listen. There are tons of USB headset / microphones out there, and I'm hoping someone has some solid recommendations based on experience. I'll consider both headsets and standalone mics, by the way, but I'd like to keep the bill under $100 if possible. Help!"
"Awwwwe, so cute Zargon! You follow my posts around so much, I think I'll make you my pet.
Thanks for being my number one fan!"
I do what I can, including rubbing brain cells together to come up with comments like the one above.