Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.
"I'm looking for a pair of quality headphones that aren't seemingly made of glass. I'm an avid BMXer which causes me to frequently bash on any type of technology that joins me for my daily riding. I've been through the higher quality headsets in the Skullcandy line as these are supposed to be built for "abuse," which is laughable. I cant wear earbuds or canal buds, as my large ears seem to have a repelling property upon anything that sits in them. Wired or Bluetooth doesn't really matter, but I need something that can hold up to taking a few hits every now and again. I'm trying to keep 'em under $150. Thanks!"
Some dummy corporations I suggest:
Monster Cabal
Monster Kabul
Bobby Picket of the Monster Mash song (recorded 1962) should sue Monster Cable (founded 1979) to give them a taste of their own medicine.
So should Mary Shelley's estate.
The Chicago Bears received the nickname "Monsters of the Midway" at the beginning of the 20th century. The football team played their games in a grassy depression between 59th and 61st streets on The University of Chicago Campus. The depression was and is called the midway. The lawsuit can't get any more frivilous then that!