I hate you Verizon FIOS. I hate you because I can't have you.
Now I'm going to have to take the ugly girl to the prom, just because you're playing hard to get. I know you've been seeing my neighbor across the street for over a year now, but you still won't come to my house. It hurts me because we could be so happy together if you just gave me a chance. I'll even let you cut my copper. Think about it okay!
“An engineer explained to us that hundreds of ear impressions were gathered in the name of research, and while each one obviously boasted its own unique shape and size, one single characteristic remained uniform across the board: the entrance into the ear canal is not a perfect circle, it's an oval.”
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I hate you Verizon FIOS. I hate you because I can't have you.
Now I'm going to have to take the ugly girl to the prom, just because you're playing hard to get. I know you've been seeing my neighbor across the street for over a year now, but you still won't come to my house. It hurts me because we could be so happy together if you just gave me a chance. I'll even let you cut my copper. Think about it okay!
xoxo
I'm in the same boat, I feel your pain........