“An engineer explained to us that hundreds of ear impressions were gathered in the name of research, and while each one obviously boasted its own unique shape and size, one single characteristic remained uniform across the board: the entrance into the ear canal is not a perfect circle, it's an oval.”
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Cute, but no. Didn't your mother ever tell you to only open your mouth if you can say something nice?
Side note, if you're going to make up words like that, you may have more luck in your local middle school.