Three words: Bender's Big Score

I like Ice because hot things should be hot and cold things should be cold. I want my meal served fresh and hot out of the oven, and I want my drink cold.

Frog Egg drink, a Taiwanese specialty, it's overly sweet fruit juices, served with slimy tapioca balls that have the texture of frog eggs. It's absolutely disgusting.

A gourmet is a food afficinado, a gourmand is a person who overindulges in food.

I think Anderson's been severly over-rated by his offensive line and WR corps, and the Browns would be much better off going with Quinn as the starter, and keeping Anderson as a backup for a year or so, not 4 years. But contracts aren't guaranteed, so I won't be surprised if Anderson is off the team in a couple years.

Why would the Dolphins draft a running back? They desperately need a real QB, and they already have Ronnie Brown.

What about those of us who aren't doing turkey for thanksgiving? My family is having ribs. Of course, we're having the big dinner on Sunday, not Thursday. For Thursday, I haven't decided what I'm doing. Either have some kind of Turkey roast, or order Chinese.

It would have been awesome if they reenacted the gold pocketwatch scene from Pulp Fiction.

He was only around for one scene, but I always thought Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo got the worst name in TV history.

On the Ryan-Kelly relationship, don't forget that Kelly lied at the begining and said she wasn't looking for something serious. And at the end she lied about being pregnant. Clearly, there wasn't just one douchebag in that relationship. As for Ryan vs Michael, at least Ryan is doing something to save the company, whereas Michael's incompetence should have ended with the Scranton branch closing years ago.