Trolling was generally the point. Chadbox circle.

Teach it how to get good games.

Sprint's phone service is a train wreck in all aspects, and their in-store CS falls short in the knowledge department. I will admit that this article has its merits, but from years of first-hand experience with Sprint CS I can confidently say their rating is far too high.

Hey, how were you guys able to get the battery percentage to show up next to the icon? Looks cool; interested in using that myself.

You could try using the homebrew on-screen keyboard? Really this phone has been so good to me thus far I would be willing to overlook such things, especially with the amount of activity in the homebrew scene. Just a suggestion, though.

Really? REALLY? Did NO ONE ELSE look at this and see Felix' magical bag of tricks?

I appreciate your insight into the future, and as a general consumer who uses "all of the above," I must say that I'm excited to see how these companies are going to bring innovations to the table in coming years in order to keep from being left in the dust. Three cheers for capitalism!

Thanks, EGHD. Glad to hear I'm not the only Three Sheets fan.

Frankly I'm tired of hearing everyone complain about a matte screen option. I understand there are people out there who need something to reduce glare, but that's so far out of the realm of what I would use this laptop for that it makes little sense to me. I find that the gloss coat makes colors pop, works quite well for what it is in bright environments, and is generally easier to keep clean than a matte display with a glass bezel would be. Also, the screen adds to the structural integrity of the display, allowing it to be so thin and strong in the first place. I can honestly say that I've worked in bright environments and not once had so much trouble with the display as to consciously think "I wish this wasn't so glossy, so I could see what I'm doing."
Apple has also added a few features that I really like, in a way that I think is a bit of an acknowledgement of their darker practices. I got mine with the most ram available, and the price was reasonable. I didn't get an SSD drive because it's too expensive to justify, but having the option of swapping my current drive out for one further down the road is good future-proof insurance in my mind.
The glass trackpad was a bit of a problem at first. First, the click is very noisy, so I've taken to using the tap-to-click and dragging features. I've been an opponent of this tap-to-click technology for as long as I've been using laptops, but I have to say that the way Apple implemented these features was good enough that I often found myself forgetting the trackpad has an actual click function. I would also like to note that I did have a bit of a problem occasionally with the MBP taking too long to release a tap-to-click or locking the pointer for a second because it interpreted an accidental double click when really there was none, but the new firmware upgrade for the trackpad has really made this a nonissue. The only difference I can discern by interacting with this trackpad versus a traditional one is that it just seems to work better, which I think is what Apple was going for.
I understand if you rank me down for this, but I couldn't be happier with my new MBP exactly as it is. I see what Apple was going for with this machine, I like it, and I don't regret my purchase.

Beware that the specs for the Verizon Touch Pro and the Sprint Touch Pro are quite different. Verizon nerfs their phones something fierce. Just FYI.