I have to say that is one of the better April Fools entries I've seen today.

Our guild uses Zero Sum DKP.

http://www.wowwiki.com/Zero-sum_DKP

It works well for our guild even with it's drawbacks.
Full DKP costs for an item for main spec and 1/4 cost DKP for off-spec.

We reset DKP zero when WOLTK came out to put everyone on an even level for loot.

I actually heard unconfirmed rumors that Hurley will be the one to die.

If that's true, the best part is that he was getting his 50 pet achievement sometime yesterday, either before or after the Oscars were handed out.

I would definitely like to try Jamie's restaurant, although the menu may be entirely composed of scallops.

I think Fabio's restaurant is good.
It actually looks like maybe an hour drive from where I live, so I might go check it out.

http://www.cafefirenze.net/home.cfm

Off topic slightly:

I have eaten at last season's Richard Blaises's Home restaurant in Atlanta and I have to say it was quite good.

One of the items that stood out is that you get a different variety of farm fresh veggies du jour with your meal.

If you ever get a chance to check it out in Atlanta, you should.

The prices were quite reasonable as well, unlike Hung's restaurant in Caesar's Palace - topping $80+ a plate.

Well, it's not like Matt has the power to make people do things or anything ;-)

You actually do a quest chain as a Mage to get the Polymorph Pig spell.

The Turtle variant is what can be bought or sold on the AH.

I was able to buy my tickets a couple of hours ago.
I posted this on the forums as well.

It seems they have put several measures in place so no one gets an upper-hand at ticket buying.

1) Do not go any cached version of the ticket ordering process.
You must directly add to the cart from the item page.
http://www.blizzard.com/store/details.xml?id=1100000202

2) Make sure you are logged into your store account and have an authorized payment method saved to speed up the checkout process.

3) Keep refreshing the page until you see the Add To Cart button is active.

4) Add your ticket(s) and try to blaze the name info area, enter your CCV, and hit Place Order.

5) If you do not finish in time, all tickets in the allotted batch will be removed from everyone's carts.
I believe this is to even the playing field, so no one can be ahead of people when the next batch
goes on sale.

6) Rinse and repeat until you get your tickets.

Good luck and hope this helps.

I had problems with Firefox on my PC but IE worked okay, so there may be browser caching issues.

Blizzard post:

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=8765641719&sid=1

So apparently no tickets are sold.