I can comment here, but not on the HD page. WTF?

No wi-fi? I'm sure we have those peckerheads at Verizon to thank for that. I'm sure it's because they're trying to figure out a way to charge a monthly fee for it.

No Stern, so who gives a shit?

The real fucking question is who's the asshole here? Sirius for thinking it will hurt Stiletto sales, or those fucking jerkoffs at AT&T (you know, the idiots that can get fucking picture messaging to work on their most popular phone while every other carrier on the planet can) not wanting to actually invest in their shitty network to support the amount of bandwith it could use up.

I'm calling Stern on Monday to get to the bottom of this.

In other words, it has features that not even the real Storm has, aka Wi-Fi.

Thanks VERIZON, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH you fucking pricks.

Simple solution.

4 day work week.

More people to do the same amount of work = less unemployment

If you find a place to buy a brand new Japanese 2-stroke bike, let me know.

Yeah, but you wouldn't need to worry about burning a piston, adjusting valves, putting fuel in the bike, changing oil, jetting a carb, blowing out a transmission, and having the bike vibrate the living shit out of your body. I would say they'd be laughing at you in your dust.

Really? Seeing as it's a Verizon product, I was expecting the water resistance to cost $15/month.

Where's the Sirius-XM option?

Verizon will fuck this up like everything else they do.

I saw a Fios commercial the other day, showing off how their cable boxes and stream media from your computer, and in the fine print, there is an additional monthly charge for that? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? Why the hell would anybody pay a monthly fee to watch and listen to their own content?