Dear Gamestop,

It's not you ... it's me. I still totally respect you as a person. I still love the way your hair looks when you use up prime retail space to sell decade old used-DVD's, and the gleam in your eyes when hire persons who could not possibly pass the GED. I'm still passionate about your constantly broken demo systems, and the way you remind me of RadioShack in the 80's. But the truth is ... I just really want to hump someone else.

I really hope we can still be friends. If you promise me that you won't stop sending me worthless marketing emails from every location I've ever visited ... then I'll promise that I won't stop writing to you to complain about it.

Unfortunately, Beavis will be unable to experience the fun of next-gen flame throwers. He's still playing on the PS1 his alcoholic step-mom bought at a garage sale for $3 and a 4 cans of PBR.

i can't hear what any of you are saying over the sound of my microsoft designed fan.

how about they sell that ad space to other companies and then use the funds to distribute the next map pack free of charge?

Yahoo:

Google is hiring.
jobs@google.com

Mark of Anticipation

+ 12 Curiosity
+ 10 Hope

thank you jesus for this tiny miracle!!

i watched 2004 in HD on comcast ... but it was on 2 week delay. that would normally work out fine since no one in america ever talks about soccer games. but i went to a redneck family reunion ... and one of my aunts had married a frenchman ... he let slip who won ... and then i had to spend the rest of the day contemplating suicide while eating potato salad

i agree with lone star. this is a very thin and weak application of the prisoners dilemma.

for one thing, the prisoners dilemma requires both parties to be isolated ... with no information about the other parties actions. clearly not the case.

there are plenty of game theory descriptions that might be applicable here (Nash equilibrium maybe?) ... prisoners dilemma is pretty much the worst possible one.

spot on!

why the hell do people keep talking about J*** T*******.

that's all he wants ... he gets some sick pleasure from the attention. it makes no difference if it's positive or negative.

can't the press (especially the game press) just start pretending like he doesn't exist. ignore him for 2 yrs ... and then we can all have a nice big laugh when he kills himself

i demand a quidditch broom. STAT

first!