Actually, no. That just attracts more little maggots filled with lies to also sue, because they want a piece of the pie.

Perfect example: Michael Jackson. Did nothing wrong in 1993, settled out of court to avoid having a big O.J. Simpson-like trial. Then another family comes along and does the same thing 10 years later, obviously thinking they would be able to cash out on him. This time it actually went to court, due to a certain cocky District Attorney seeking revenge find a new way to force the children to testify.

If Sony paid this guy off, there would be people lining up in lawyer's offices to take advantage of them.

but think about it.....this moron is a gamer.

gamers read joystiq.

he is among us. one of these very people commenting on this very article could be the serial fraudulent-prosecutor.

watch your back, and keep your ASCII facepalms ready.

Seinfeld was legen - wait for it - dary!

Internet five!

If not everyone that reads this post knows where that screen shot is from, go to hell.

Most under-rated show ever. In fact, best sitcom on TV right now.

that time when i was young and played her on SSB. I just had to go out and play metroid after that.

@ fersaken

im not sure about jobs, but a lot of vegetarians exclude milk, eggs, honey, etc. from their diets. basically all animal products.

hey off topic sorry but
what does engadget mean on the giveaways by "if you comment more than once, only activate one comment"

what is this "activating" they speak of?

i want one to match my wii and ps3

@ agent .25
yeah what a great pun it turned out to be, since engadget now corrected the typo. i wish i had the ability to spot a pun that isn't even supposed to be there.

oh okay. so you take a lazy sunday, bloggers with bad senses of humor, and no stories to produce. and what do you get? a terrible pun about a little known coffee company. puns are supposed to be obvious; not look like typos.