The suspension is without pay per MLB rules. But hey Johan Santana is piching awesome, and it's a great new stadium.

Join up with the NY Mighty Petz. They'll make great pets!

Guess Manny won't be knocking down any old men in baseball for a while. That's too bad.

The Dodgers should also forfeit about 10 games. Or 20. Because of their cheater Manny.
He's suspended without pay. That's awesome. Too bad it wasn't for 100 games. They give that for the second offense.

I'm willing to toss him out and call him a three time loser though. Because this way he'll never throw an old man to the ground again because he can't get more free tickets. Jerkoff.

LA fans ain't that bad. They may be uneducated and now they will have more time to gangbang down at Venice Beach and other places since they won't go to more games. So it's really a win-win for society.

Shoot, I really loved the old Heart when they had that kick ass guitar player Fisher. Less so when they went for that pop cash in sound. Actually that meant nothing. I had their albums Little Queen and Dog and Butterfly and man those girls rocked.

Even seeing them again on a special was great. But you know what? I don't care what they say, Barracuda is a classic and it's in the public domain now.

Sarah Palin is bigger than Ann and Nancy Wilson. Get over it girls. If you want to make a big deal about a song being played now at some outdoor rally in Ohio then well go ahead and sue. It's really stupid.

I like the Wilson sisters and wish them the best. But I love Sarah Palin and that's that.

My Windows Mobile T-mobile phone is great. It can access the internet although I don't use it because the screen is so small. And it can connect to the internet with my laptop although I don't use it for that either.

But best of all I can send text messages by feel when I'm driving like now. And I can text this message on the highwayyuyyuou238r78

Guuuuuuuuuudddddddydssssggggggggggggg

There's no whore like Longwhoria. Tony is freaking blind. Seeing a picture of this rodent without makeup is a reality one should not be subjected to.

Yes, she is overrated. She's no Jessica Alba and she's no score. She's a desperate house ho going for another round of score more for the ho.

Another divorced chick who grabbed a guy with millions and a future before her 15 minutes were up. And her's are way overdue anyway.

Someone needs to get this photo to Tony. He needs a clue, badly.

I like big butts, I can't lie. And this is the bomb got back. Shoot one friend of mine was the US Open and he couldn't stop staring at it.

He was entranced and couldn't stop talking about it.

Paris has thoughts?

I feel totally sympathy for Paris. But first my conditions have to be met:

- she has to reported to walking around her mental cell smiling and repeating the word firecrotch 1000 times
- she has to be recorded telling the guards she will give them 8 million dollars each, because she thinks having only 7 million is laughable
- she has to agree to finish her prison porno and bang the crap out of two orderlies, two prison guards and one hispanic butch lesbian.
- she has to donate the Paris Prison Porno, available July 1 for $34.95 to high school girls schools around the country.

Okay, I think I'm ready to give her parole in 20 days when my conditions are met.

Are you okay Paris? We'll bring you an eightball tomorrow sweety.

Justice is served. I told people the judge is not one to mess with and would not accept this.

Yes, BD looks like a nice fresh pile of horse manure. And as we know you don't use it for anything other than agricultural purposes.

I wonder if the potential 2.0 release has any other additions other than the TrueHD.