They did that already, and it's called Xbox Live.

Cake pie? CAKE PIE!?!??!!! Where where gimme gimme.

Maybe he was just suggesting that Gabe stay healthy so he can continue to produce excellent games like Left4Dead 2. Or maybe he was just being a meanie. I vote for the former.

And tighten up that snark on level 2 while yer at it!

Mine is called the "spunk trunk".


P.S. I don't game in there

Count me in for that iPhone!!!!

My proposal for fixing the world economy: start with the US Healthcare system, which so fetishizes expensive treatments that all the rich idiots around the world think the solutions to their health problems are here. It's the same stupidity that Italy promotes with its clothing industry, the Germans with their cars, Japanese with electronics, and Swedes with their disco electronica. Remove the fetishism in U.S. medicine and we might actually have a chance at peace in the Middle East!

Yes, but only until the DAMNED ROBOTS RISE UP AND KILL YOU!! THEN where will your stinking "Harmony" remote be? On your burning corpse, that's where!

Hahahaha PWNED!!!!

Dear tekdroid,

As a resident here in Suburbia, Australia please allow me to assure you that Joe is *not* in fact a Fatface.

G'day,
Otto Fatface
Suburbia, Australia