Hate it.

Want old one back.

Now.

Um... yeah, that's nice.

Anyway, wow do I get the OLD Engadget back? It's as if the old website had a head on collision with a calligraphy pen delivery truck. And the website lost.

The term 'cluster-fuck' also comes to mind.

Um... with a cable. I'd suggest one with the correct connections. :P

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you modeled for me. Was it... Hans Delbruck's?

Igor: No.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me... whose brain I DID put in?

Igor: Then you won't be angry?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.

Igor: Abby Someone.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Someone.... Abby who?

Igor: Abby Normal.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby.... Normal?

Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide MAINFRAME!!!!?

[grabs Igor and starts throttling him]

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Is that what you're telling me!!!?!?!

Um guys, that's not her MP3 player.

I would swear, they dug those ditches just to catch rally cars.

"Who's the U-Boat commander?"

Well, when this is all over, I think the Dictionary definition of Psystar will read something like this:

Psystar |ˌsīstär| - (pronounced 'pwnd')

adjective:
company who's employees suffered hallucinations and apparent expansion of consciousness beyond normal reality. (*see nut-jobs)
• relating to or denoting a style of misinformation, characterized by arrogance and possible drug-related dementia. (*see omgimsohigh)
• denoting or having an intense, vivid colors or a swirling abstract star pattern : (*see psychedelic hippy T-shirt)

noun:
a stupid company.
• the first against the wall when the revolution came.
• Hans Reiser's cell mates (*see prison bitches)

Me neither. Counting down the seconds.

Wonder now what 'trouble' we'll be seeing this season. It also makes me think that the more these rating groups piss bitch and moan about the content the better the next season will be.

As Clarkson might say... "Bring it on." ;)

After years of trying, someone finally made a mouse worse than Apple's Hockey Puck. Congrads. There is an entire ring of Hell reserved just for you.