Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.
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Boeing had mastered this technology long ago in '85 by strapping one of these to a B-1 Lancer bomber and testing it in Southern California near Pacific Tech.
I suspect this technology has been covered up by the powerful corn farmers lobby, as their entire stock could be depleted through this weapons testing. The other negative issue would be the drastic increase in prices of butter and its artificial variants, as the weapon's by-product would require massive amounts of these products to be distributed to the population.
Despite this oversight, Joshua, I have faith in your reporting, as I see that your article has been accurately researched as seen in the real-life photo of the weapons test in '85.
Now you must excuse me, as I have a few sweepstakes entries to fill out.
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